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- me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
- me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
- me during an exam: alright focus
- me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
- me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
- me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
- me during an exam: lol fuck this
- me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
- me during an exam: oh exam right
- me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
- me during an exam: i am better than all of you
- me during an exam: peasants
- me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
- me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
- me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
- me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
- me during an exam: was i doing something
- me during an exam: right test okay
- me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
- me during an exam: did we learn this
- me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
- me during an exam: is that really necessary
- me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
- me during an exam: i will kill all of you
- me: fuck the thigh gap
- me: what are you doing where are the veggies on your plate
- me: i have to pee
- me: "fruit has too much sugar" my ass
- me: what is this bubbling, high sugar content, chemical shit storm contraption you are drinking
- me: you cant even pronounce the ingredients how is this food
- me: "what would you like to drink?" i'll just have water, thanks
- me: brb have to pee again
- me: yeah i'll come over after i workout
- me: this isnt a diet its a LIFESTYLE GOD MOM
- Fucking Hilarious!!!
- me: fuck the thigh gap
- me: what are you doing where are the veggies on your plate
- me: i have to pee
- me: "fruit has too much sugar" my ass
- me: what is this bubbling, high sugar content, chemical shit storm contraption you are drinking
- me: you cant even pronounce the ingredients how is this food
- me: "what would you like to drink?" i'll just have water, thanks
- me: brb have to pee again
- me: yeah i'll come over after i workout
- me: this isnt a diet its a LIFESTYLE GOD MOM
- Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
- Me: gets in bed
- Me: how was earth created
- Me: who made microwaves
- Me: how does the internet even work
- Me: I'm hungry
- Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
- Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
- Me: too wired to sleep.
- me: wow I'm fat
- me: maybe I look ok
- me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
- me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
- me: I am more than just my weight!
- me: who the fuck cares about anything
- me: I AM SO FAT.
- me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
- me: i hate myself
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
- me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
- Me: runnin like a fuckin pro athlete
- Me: so ready for this 10k
- Me: come. at. me. motherfuckers.
- Me: sweatin like a pig, lookin like a fox
- Me: ahhhh yeeeeee
- Me: better stop. Cant injure my beastly bod
- Machine: ran .5 miles in 15 minutes
- Me: what
- me in class: wait what happened
- me in class: what do we do
- me in class: what do we write
- me in class: when's the test
- me in class: what is this
- me in class: how do you do this
- me in class: what
- Me: *logs onto Facebook*
- Me: *scrolls past six 'tbh' statuses*
- Me: *ignores three photos telling me I'm a Satanist for ignoring them*
- Me: *scrolls past 482939582745929 selfies*
- Me: why the fuck am i here
